Here's the third installment of our little series called "Creepypasta Rap Battles." It will be a battle against two chatrooms: Funnymouth and Chat Room 98. I wrote both verses. Anyways, here goes!
Funnnymouth: Bold
Chatroom 98: 'Italics
CREEPYPASTA RAP BATTLES![]
CHATROOM 98!
VS
FUNNYMOUTH!
BEGIN!
Funnymouth[]
FUNNYMOUTH ENTERS THIS SERVER WITH BLUD ON MY MIND
I'LL CRUSH YOUR lemonlimeskull AS I COME TO MAKE YOU BLIND!
OH WAIT, ALL THE HATE RELATES TO ALL THE GREAT
LATE SISTERS OF THE HISTORY OF YOUR FATE!
I'M DESTROYING YOU, WHO JUST SEEEMS SECOND RATE!
I PREDATE YOU LIGHTWEIGHTS THAT WANT TO AGGRAVATE!
WITH THIS IDIOT'S KNOWLEDGE, I SEEM TO EMULATE,
ALL YOUR RHYMES THAT SHALL COME, LET ME DEMONSTRATE!
Chatroom 98[]
Let me tell you a story, about an idiotic mouth with no jaw,
trying to seem funny, that's just a story gone wrong.
How droll was your verse, it was just pitiful!
With these rhymes i spit lyrical, making you seem despicable!
As you see the judgement of your own transgressions,
with your rhymes seeming clinical, showing signs of aggression.
As you've heard this from Darwyn Clarke, you will surely regret.
You think I am done? You have not heard everything yet!
Funnymouth[]
YOU WANT ME TO STOP RAPPING? THAT'S JUST CRAZY!
WITH THIS IDIOT OF A MAN LOOKIN' AT THIS PICTURE HAZY!
YOU'RE LOSING ALREADY? don't be sad about it
YOU'LL BE SO ANGRY YOU'LL WANT TO SHOUT ABOUT IT!
I AWAIT IN MY ROOM, SEEING YOU AND YOUR DOOM!
I ASSASSINATE THIS FOOL AS HE ENTERS BACK IN HIS TOMB!
YOU'LL END UP JUST LIKE skull AS I COME NEAR YOUR JAW,
GET READY DARWYN, I'M ABOUT TO RIP IT OFF!
Chatroom 98[]
GET AWAY FROM ME! Hazy dreams coming in a woodland setting?
Allow me to finish you, this you won't be forgetting!
I despise you, just like my sisters,
leave you with an array of blisters,
twirling you around like twisters,
and you try to be a resistor?
Listen, both of us are scourges to humankind,
I'd warn you, but it seems like you've already lost your mind.
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!