Thomas Edison: I blown the phone out of your hand.
The camera started the new era that your not welcome to.
you can't gulp the light bulb.
or you're going to die!
Benjamin Franklin: I'm the politician on a mission.
The toastmaster can even be a post master while you can't.
I'm the center of the average inventor
I'm even the afferent satirist that whooped your ass.
Thomas Edison: You should of been a Chadian while my father was a Canadian.
Do you need a cane to cross the train?
When you wanted to be in a blind date you buried who you were going to marrie!
Benjamin Franklin: your father can't handle any chandlers.
he's so fucking ugly!
you're so thirsty you still drink the silk of yo mama's milk.