Death: I'm a protagonist antagonist!
You seem to have autism that's so bad!
You'll be the seventh legend because I'm at number one.
Ganondorf: Your breath is the reasoning of being named Death!
Your breath is garlicy.
Way more than Wario's!
Your element should be chemical!
Because you look ugly!
Death: A rhino would even make a better final boss!
And it's actually real.
Your fictional with your dictionary!
At least try to be real.
Ganondorf: You can make ice but you can't make rice!
What a disgrace!
Grass doesn't equal dress!
Not even a chicken breast!