Me and Patts decided to make a pony battle. :D. This one is the king of chaos, Discord, against princess of the night, Princess Luna. This was pretty much just made for fun, and to piss off Sqrawland. I am Discord, and Patts is Luna.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONIES!!!!!
The name's Discord, lord of chaos and epic multi-hybrid,
They call you princess of the night? I'm not buying it.
You look like Twilight and Blueblood mixed together,
I'm a goat, lion, dragon and more! Think you could do better?
Not even the Royal Canterlot voice can shatter me,
I make chocolate rain come out of clouds of cotton candy!
I'll freeze you, and ice skate over your dead body,
You're left in your sister's shadow, while I am godly!
Oh please. Thou cannot compare to me.
Thou art just a mashed up failure, all agree.
I'll double the lyric punishment I'll inflict,
Thou will just be another genetic conflict.
Chaos is all thou breathe, I live in the darkness.
Thou tricked poor Fluttershy, thou art just heartless.
The only time thou art acknowledged is in stone.
I'm friends with the Mane 6, thou art friendless and alone.
Wwhh.. what? What the hell did I just hear?!
You're speaking crazy gibberish, but you're still not one to fear!
I'll use my goat leg to kick your rear!
You'll be broken into tears while I'm switching my gears!
I'm not heartless, I'm ruthless! Nopony can stop me!
I'll be making your land chaotic in a heart beat.
Go ahead and hide in the Everfree Forest,
Your "royal subjects" will just keep going forward.
- Princess Luna transforms into Nightmare Moon*
Thou think I shall fall by thy pathetic verse?
I'll rain Night over thou, leaving thy in a hearse.
Thou art less than senseless, escaping thine own mind.
When thou challenge my darkness, thou shall end blind.
Thou don't knowest of what thy is! A lion or goat?
I'm the Queen of the Night. Thou shall need notes,
As thou is not brighter than Big Mac, nor the chicken.
Thou should hurry to say thy last words... Time's Tickin'.
YOU DECIDE WHO WON BUT ME AND PATTS DECIDE WHO'S NEXT!!!!!!!
THY EPICETH POETIC WARS OF THY PAST!!!!!