EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!!!!!!
Fox: Hey, Luke, this is Fox, reporting for duty.
With my speed and agility, just try to shoot me!
Look, your father doesn't love you, just let it be.
Your screaming is more annoying than Slippy!
I'll shoot you, and go fly away in my Arwing,
But hey, this was a battle you were starting.
I'll kick C3PO in the chest, blow up R2D2 with my blaster,
and then, I'll run over you with my Landmaster.
Luke: What's wrong, dude? You're not looking too Peppy.
Probably because you didn't start a huge legacy.
I'll beat you 64 times, all in 3D.
Your series is dead, just why can't you see?
You think you can beat me by pressing Z or R twice?
Train you must. There's some advice!
I might, just might, finish off all your crew later,
but first, I'll go show Krystal my long lightsaber!
- Cuts off Fox's hand, as Fox sees something*
Fox: AAAAUUUGHH!!............ What's that?
- it turns out to be Falco's Arwing*
Falco: I got this, Fox.
Big mistake, now I'm here to take my buddy's place,
Beating you so hard, no trace of you in space!
Face it, dude, your series is just Disney's bitch,
I Command you to go to the Rancor Pit!
We got a bunch of girls, you made out with your sister, you deserve an Assault!
Your movies are trash, you're losing your cash, and this isn't my fault!
Luke: Oh, great, another one of you?
Get out of here before I chop off your arm too!
I saved a galaxy, far, far away, think you could do better?
Your games started dying after Star Fox Adventures.
EPIC *lasers and lightsaber sounds* RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!!!!!!