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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION !!!!!

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG !!!

VS!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE !!!

BEGIN!!!

Shadow:

Get over here, purple girl, let's get this over with

I'll wipe out the pony race, you'll just be known as myths.

I can't stand your friends, the pink one, the yellow one,

you're done, all I can say for you is, this won't be fun.

Hmm, what's that? Your princess called,

She wants you to write a letter about how I won it all!

I'm the ultimate life form, I'll knock you back into a foal,

I got two more words for you: CHAOS CONTROL!!!

Twilight:

Hello there, oh, what's your name again?

I mean, I haven't seen you since, what, 2010?

You can't handle my friends? Just look at yours!

Mr. Speedy, the knucklehead, the yellow nerd, and the bat-whore!

I'm the master of magic, you're an emo freak

Don't use your emeralds too much, they're losing their streak!

Just a spark of my horn, and it's better than all of your gems combined!

I've saved Equestria 3 times! Goodbye! You can't even rhyme!

Shadow:

*brings out chaos emeralds and turns into Super Shadow*

I'm the meaning of epic, your show is for girls,

your lessons about friendship just make me want to hurl!

You've angered me now, and there's no turning back!

You're wack! All good mental conditions, you lack!

CRASH, BASH, THRASH, I'LL DESTROY YOU, TRASH!

BITCH, GO BACK HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH RAINBOW DASH!

Twilight:

*turns into alicorn*

Um, anger issues, much? Geez, you're more chaotic than Discord!

Ultimate lifeform? More like the ultimate goth lord!

If you're looking for a fight, then come and get it!

You're just jealous of Sonic because he gets more credit!

Spike, I need you to write this down.

Dear, Princess Celestia, take this fucking hedgehog out of town!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES, EPIC RAP BATTLES, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!!!!

Who won?
 
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The poll was created at 00:33 on April 15, 2013, and so far 35 people voted.


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