EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! HAN SOLO! VS! INDIANA JONES! BEGIN!
Hey, Doctor Jones, You've got no hope,
I'll strangle ya, then hang ya, with your own rope.
I will beat ya and whoop ya, right here today,
Or I could kill ya, in a galaxy far far away.
You don't want me to get my gun, you saw what happened to Greedo,
I shot him right on the spot, even though he was my amigo.
I'm from Corellia, that's my homeland,
Compared to my Falcon, your idol ain't too grand.
I'm part of the rebel alliance, you are just an explorer,
You should be rappin' against Dora, I think you would adore her.
Your partner is a dog, he can't even speak,
You've got no other friends, cause you're just a freak.
Who likes Leia? She's got buns on her head,
If she talked to me, I think I would have fled.
She called you a scruffy looking nerf herder, that's just mean,
Although I have to agree with her, cause it looks like it to me.
When you saw carbonite, you went in for a dip,
Then a greasy fat slug placed ya right on his ship.
Leia had to save ya, you obviously weren't too brave,
After this verse, I will go dig your grave.
Chewbacca? A dog? You must be a nut,
Wait a second, isn't your son's name, Mutt?!?
And you tell me, that I'm not brave,
I went to the Death Star, you're afraid of snakes.
Your fourth movie, that was a load of crap,
Why didn't that Nazi, pop ya with a cap?!?
In your movies, you shoulda died in every scene,
They only kept ya, cause they planned Indiana 13!
You are telling me, I have too many sequels?
You have a trilogy, of terrible prequels!
Padawan Menace and Attack of the Clones,
You were too old, they just sent you home!
The guy who played me, was Harrison Ford,
You missed 1-3, because you were Harrison Bored.
I heard you guys are filming Star Wars 7?
I think by then you will be up in heaven!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT! YOU DECIDE!