EEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
(sings and plays guitar) Jack is baaaaaaaack!
He's back, DA BACK, DA BACK, DA BACK!
No, you stink, Jack Black!
You suck! You know why? Because Spencer ain't fatter than you!
'Cause guess what? You stink so bad, that he's not a wangster or a gangster!
You made him that, yo!
My guitar has so much star power it will knock you down!
It's like the sniper from Modern Warfare 3!
MSI...or...maybe the L-118A!
But it's still good, it's still good!
Haha! You're funny.
Because the M is so powerful, it will knock you down!
But your guitar won't! Because it's so bad!
Yo, it can just knock you down like this! (falls)
Oh! I've got your little guitar.
What are you gonna do? Cry about it?
Yeah, you're funny! My guitar's right here!
Spencer is really stupid, I know that!
But you still ain't stronger than him!
He's like this: DEE DEE DEE DEE!
And he has no life.
My guitar's so big, it stretches across your head!
Your head's so small, I'll crush it like a watermelon!