Miles Upshur from Outlast vs. Daniel from Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Spoilers for both games and Cabin in the Woods follow)
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MILES: You thought Brennenburg was scary?
Well, I'm gonna leave ya cryin',
I'll make you go insane,
They'll commit you to the asylum,
I've met and faced the Walrider
In a lab beneath the Earth,
The worst you've ever faced
Is a flying nude Smurf,
Going up against me,
Is a choice you'll regret,
Oh, you have amnesia,
Well, here's something you won't forget,
Me being the victor,
Of that you can be sure,
When I kick your ass,
A million miles upshore!
DANIEL: You think you can beat me,
I think you're unfit,
My game had a proper ending,
No Cabin in the Woods bullshit,
You're a little pussy,
Stumbling about a poor man's Arkham,
Cowering from the baddies
And hiding where it's darkened,
Fact, you better leave now,
It's best not to linger,
You try your shit against me,
You'll lose more than your fingers,
I foiled the plan of a man,
Who had no humanity,
So thinking you can outrap me,
That's insanity!
MILES: Smile for the camera, Danny Boy,
I'm filming your defeat,
You'd make a good meal for the twins,
Because now you're dead meat!
I'll toss you down an elevator
Headed straight down for Hell,
Or better yet, why don't I have you
And Chris Walker share a cell?
Your game is so boring,
there was no screaming only snoring,
In fact, White Night was better
Than your crappy story,
I'm the best horror game hero,
Yup, there's no equal,
You're such a loser,
You weren't even in your sequel!
DANIEL: I bet you didn't play my game,
Since you're so much of a coward,
You're such a whiny prick,
They should rename you Miles PROWLER!
I've got my lantern in my hand
And I'll shove it up your asshole,
You barely survived the asylum,
You won't last in this castle,
I may have done bad things,
But I'm not a pants-pissing explorer,
I've got wit and grit,
That's why my game is true horror,
Amnesia's the scariest,
Compared to me, you're a clown,
Now I'm gonna sit and watch
Your pussy ass get gunned down!