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Hello! It's Dexter Maximus here for another edition of Epic Rap Battles of History! This time, lord of spoof movies Leslie Nielsen faces off against the youth of spoofs, Anna Faris! 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Leslie Nielsen!

VS!

Anna Faris!

BEGIN!

Anna-

Hello, Leslie, and welcome to Lovers Lane

You've been old and useless since Airplane

I'm a Southern Belle on my Winter Break

I'll take your vampire ass and stab you with my stake

I'm Anna Faris, I'm young, and I'm better than you

Nobody knows you, Drebin or Mr Magoo!

Leslie-

Lover's Lane? More like Gettysburg, bitch!

It's The Final Insult to face this dumbshit ass itch!

You're an amateur disaster, I'm a Vagabond King, Ann

You're a perverted turd, I saw what you did to the Sheep,man

I could beat you as anyone, even Father Jebediah

You said it yourself, Nobody Does It Better

Anna-

You honestly think you are better than me?

Get lost and go blow Mr. Willowby's Christmas Tree!

Nobody Does It Better than me, you're Just A Guy

It's your final stand, Nielsen, it's time to say goodbye

I don't know why you just stand there with a Spy Hard

Die Hard, Lie Hard, if you think your winning, I'm the female Bard

Leslie-

And Thousands Died! When I go and Let 'Er Rip!

Calm down will you, you look like you're gonna flip!

I'm Leslie Nielsen! I'm the original comedic miracle!

So just shut up and bow down to the powerful lyrical

I'm the Chuck Norris of comedy, I'm not able to kill!

So just get lost, get a life and get on the effin' Pill!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC *Hahahaha!* RAP BATTLES OF HISTOR-R-R-R-R-R-Y

<poll> Who Won? Leslie Nielsen Anna Faris

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