Hello! It's Dexter Maximus here for another edition of Epic Rap Battles of History! This time, lord of spoof movies Leslie Nielsen faces off against the youth of spoofs, Anna Faris!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Hello, Leslie, and welcome to Lovers Lane
You've been old and useless since Airplane
I'm a Southern Belle on my Winter Break
I'll take your vampire ass and stab you with my stake
I'm Anna Faris, I'm young, and I'm better than you
Nobody knows you, Drebin or Mr Magoo!
Lover's Lane? More like Gettysburg, bitch!
It's The Final Insult to face this dumbshit ass itch!
You're an amateur disaster, I'm a Vagabond King, Ann
You're a perverted turd, I saw what you did to the Sheep,man
I could beat you as anyone, even Father Jebediah
You said it yourself, Nobody Does It Better
You honestly think you are better than me?
Get lost and go blow Mr. Willowby's Christmas Tree!
Nobody Does It Better than me, you're Just A Guy
It's your final stand, Nielsen, it's time to say goodbye
I don't know why you just stand there with a Spy Hard
Die Hard, Lie Hard, if you think your winning, I'm the female Bard
And Thousands Died! When I go and Let 'Er Rip!
Calm down will you, you look like you're gonna flip!
I'm Leslie Nielsen! I'm the original comedic miracle!
So just shut up and bow down to the powerful lyrical
I'm the Chuck Norris of comedy, I'm not able to kill!
So just get lost, get a life and get on the effin' Pill!
EPIC *Hahahaha!* RAP BATTLES OF HISTOR-R-R-R-R-R-Y