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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

    PERCY JACKSON!

    VERSUS!

    HARRY POTTER!

    BEGIN!!

    Harry:

    Oh, glorious, I have the oppurtunity to battle an American,

    Ooh, a Half-Blood? I'll rip off half your life, son of Poseidon,

    Perseus?

    Persue us!

    I have Hermoine and Ron,

    to dawn light on,

    You, you trouble making twit,

    You "'Mericans" are all crazy shi...

    Friend, I've seen your grades, and how many schools have you failed?

    You're no hero, you're less powerful than Aquaman and his call of the whale,

    Let's play Quidditch, I'll just score a high point,

    Over your high on the mountain goat friend, rolling those joints,

    You have Aqua of many,

    But I have Aguamenti!

    Percy:

    Blood's thicker than water,

    And I'll shed both, Potter,

    I'm Jackson,

    I'm maxin',

    I'm Percy,

    and you're versing,

    So if you w…

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    THE GHOSTBUSTERS!

    VERSUS!

    THE MYTHBUSTERS!

    BEGIN!

    Venkman:

    Hey, friends, would you take a looky here,

    Science? We're doctors, dealing with spooky spheres,

    Spengler:

    We suck up ghosts in the vaccums,

    But, I guess we'll attack you,

    Stantz:

    Take off the beret,

    Jamie,

    Otter face and mustache,

    Look even goofier with Savage!

    Venkman, Spengler, and Stantz:

    Take your show and shove it,

    We got a movie, we've done it.

    Jamie:

    Hey, Adam, new myth!

    Adam:

    Oh, what is?

    Jamie:

    Does it take one punch to take down three nitwits?

    Adam:

    Well, we master experiments and schematics,

    So I'd have to say yes, look at them,

    Stantz, Spengler, and Venkman,

    They think they're all that, capturing ghosts,

    But our science will turn you to toast,

    Jamie:

    Ghosts? But they're no…

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

    KING ARTHUR!

    VERSUS

    KING TUT!

    BEGI-I-I-IN!

    Tut:

    Well would you look right here,

    Arthur, Britain's King Queer.

    Get away from my tomb,

    Out of my room,

    With my Ankh, I'll call a curse,

    Which will end up way worse,

    Than humiliation, if you couldn't retrieve Excalibur,

    From the stone,

    Ohhh! You're getting owned!

    Arthur:

    Tut tut, King Tut,

    You dirty mutt,

    You married your sister, stillborn incest,

    And you're royal, more or less,

    A kid, seriously, explains you're immaturity,

    Must have been a rich kid with all the tomb's security,

    Nice helmet,

    Oops, I broke it,

    What you gonna do?

    Call Daddy, and Mommy, too?

    "Oh Mother!

    That Arthur!

    Not playing nice,

    Can I slice n' dice?!"

    Tut:

    Shut the hell up, I'll bury you in sand,

    You're a weak knight, I'll break…

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!

    MARIO!

    VS!

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIC!

    BEGIN!

    Sonic:

    Yo, yo, Sonic here, I run fast, faster than the flash, His rhymes are weak, because you're an asshole! Since I'm the king fast, faster than a tornado and a hurricane together! So, get down before me, then I might go easy on you!


    Mario:

    Mama mia! Look at him, a hedgehog phony!

    I'm totally true! Meat, bone and mustache!

    I must end this battle fast, precise save PEACH!

    So, I only speak a word: LOSER!

    Sonic:

    Loser is you!

    Mario:

    No,you!

    Sonic:

    You!

    Mario:

    You!

    ???:

    SHUT UP!

    Announcer:

    Lets end this...

    WHO WON?

    WHO NEXT?

    YOU DECIDE!

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EPIC-RAP-BA-BA-BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    Someone answer me, as for a poll?

    Nice Peter as Sonic

    Epic Lloyd as Mario


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