Cast[]
Bart Baker as Harry Styles
EpicLLOYD or Nice Peter as Paul McCartney
Alex Farnham as Zayne Malik (cameo)
Steve Greene as Niall Horan (cameo)
SuperEd as Louis Tomlinson (cameo)
HiimRawn as Liam Payne (cameo)
Lyrics:[]
The announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY STYLES!
VS!
PAUL MCCARTNEY!
BEGIN!
Harry Styles:
My name is Harry, and my music is full of Styles.
With my band members, Zayne, Louis, Liam, and Niall.
I'll squash you with my shoe, just like I do to Beatles.
Why call your band the Beatles when you should've called it the Weasels?
My music gets all the fans, and especially the ladies.
You might not know it, but I'm the new Slim Shady.
No one listens to The Beatles nowadays, since they're old news.
At least my band members are still alive, unlike some of your crew.
Paul McCartney:
This is Paul MC rapping, against this gay homo.
I'll make 1D stand for 1 Dick, especially because you blow.
All I Need is Love, and all you need is hate.
You and your 1D bitches are the new JB. You got it, mate?
One Direction was only made, just because of Simon Cowell.
It's been A Hard Day's Night, getting ready to battle you, just so you know-ell.
Come right here, so I can sink you down in my Yellow Submarine.
I saw your 1D movie, and I gave it a bad review, since it's the worst movie I've ever seen.
Harry Styles:
That's what you think, but you don't even know I'm Beautiful.
You're just jealous that I'm much popular than you, you fool.
I just Won Direction this battle, now Get Back to your Octopus Garden.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got some Little Things to take care of, like this One Thing.
Paul McCartney:
Stop right there, Harry! Now, Do You Want To Know a Secret?
Well, that long hair of yours makes you look like a girl, and yes I said it.
Also, Maybe I'll be Amazed, if One Direction would just retire.
Now that's What Makes You Terrible, which is what I admire.
The announcer:
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!