Twilight Sparkle vs. Lex Bookworm is the the thirty-fourth rap battle in ERBOR. It features My Little Pony character, Twilight Sparkle, battling the Bookworm series protagonist, Lex Bookworm.
Credits to J1coupe
Lyrics[]
Twilight Sparkle[]
I've done some research in my library, and you're not scientifically possible.
I was a unicorn, then Alicorn, then human. You can't beat Twilight Sparkle.
I'm magical, and it's what I represent.
You represent words of fifty cent.
I pass every test that's given.
If your players have no words, then their whole box has to be rewritten.
Lex Bookworm[]
I've had practice battling people with words.
Take a red tile and then make a word to make you burn.
I'll scramble your brains like eggs.
I'll kick your butt in this rap, and I don't even have legs.
Come on, little Twiley. It's your turn.
I'll finish this verse with my favorite thing, word!
Twilight Sparkle[]
No one except my brother calls me Twiley.
I prefer your brother, Xel, to you, slimey.
Friendship is magic, I didn't think you knew.
I'll magically make my words appear out of the blue.
Lex Bookworm[]
Your Elements of Harmony don't scare me.
And friendship is a vurtue, not some kind of sorcery.
You're a princess? You'll get kidnapped by Codex.
I'm done here, you've been beaten by the Bookworm, Lex!
Poll[]
<poll> Who Won? Twilight Sparkle Lex Bookworm