Slenderman vs. Enderman is the twenty-second rap battle in ERBOR. It features internet meme & video game antagonist, Slenderman, battling the Minecraft version of him, Enderman.
Lyrics[]
Slenderman[]
I'm a real monster. Depicted as evil.
You're nothing, Enderman. Just as silly as a weasel.
I'd suggest you go back to the End and weep yourself to death.
I'll beat you so bad, that your one-block mouth will run out of breath.
I bring fear to the woods. You're just a nuetral mob.
I'll kill you, craft a stick, and eat the Ender Pearl kabob!
Enderman[]
Look here, bitch.
I wanna say stuff to your face, but it doesn't exist.
I go up one block without having to jump.
You give static screens if you're not starin at kids' rumps.
I crush you, Slendy. You only give positive YouTube feedback.
Beware, Slenderman. I'm in my hostile Enderman attack.
Slenderman[]
I got eight pages for you to find. But you can't do it if it's raining.
You better leave while you can. I could beat you without sword training.
People fear me. They kill you with H2O.
You can't beat me. I'm a Minecraft Slenderpro.
Enderman[]
I don't know what your problem is, Slender.
You got worse problems than Bender.
I'll drop a diamond block on your ass, faggot.
Then go back home and protect the Ender Dragon.
Poll[]
<poll> Who won? Slenderman Enderman