PewDiePie vs. Tobuscus is the second rap battle in ERBOR. It features YouTube sensations Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg and Toby "Tobuscus" Turner battling each other. Music: Nugget in a Biscuit Instrumental.
Credit to J1coupe for the frickin awesome iTunes cover
Cast[]
- PewDiePie as himself
- Tobuscus as himself
Lyrics[]
PewDiePie[]
How's it goin, Toby? My name's PEWDIEPIE!
Your face makes me scream louder than when I see Teleporting Naked Guy!
Genius Pewds gonna strike again.
You started Minecraft with a little mountain den!
FOR LADY GAGA! FOR OPRAH!
The way you yell in your videos makes you sound like Chewbacca!
Do you speak Chopnese?
Didn't think so! I'm a spit raps so fat, it will just be you, me, and the loading screen!
Tobuscus[]
Bless your face, PewDie.
Like everything I've killed, you'll be goin down, buddy.
One time you got a battle, but you were just dancin.
The only way you could win is if you were enhancin.
You say you love your "bros", leaves me debatin.
You may be the one rollin, but you're also the one hatin.
You think you can win? Such a deadmau5 thing to do!
Go dig yourself a hole, that's where I'll put you!
PewDiePie[]
What do you mean hole?
Like I said you couldn't even make your house bigger than an oval.
Strip you of your diamond sword.
Stuff you in those barrels without a safety torch.
I get ALL the ladies. You flirt with sugar cane.
I'd consider you a challenge but you can't frickin game!
Tobuscus[]
You think you can take my diamond sword?
I'll slice you harder than I did my floor boards!
To Narnia? Hah. Ride your mom into the sunset until her legs burst.
I'd say I'm gonna win, but I don't wanna give a spoiler alert.
Poll[]
<poll> Who Won? PewDiePie Tobuscus