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Deadpool vs. Deathstroke vs. Batman is the twenty-ninth rap battle in ERBOR. It features the MARVEL character Deadpool (Wade Winston Wilson) battling DC character Deathstroke (Slade Wilson), while also battling another DC character Batman (Bruce Wayne).

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Lyrics[]

Deadpool[]

Nice costumes, Slade and Bruce.

Gonna leave all your parents in a noose.

I break the fourth wall for everyone's humor.

You two beat up kids and clowns and give them tumors.

You're a billionaire, you're a man not of his age.

Break you to the ground and put you in a cage.

Deathstroke[]

I'm a Terminator.

No, not Schawrzanegger.

I'll ravage your Gotham-ic asses.

This battle's wasting my time, I should be spanking Terra's ass.

Titans hunt, Titans plague.

You have no powers, and you're just a partner of Mag.

Batman[]

I beat Sherlock Holemes already. You'll be just as easy.

My predecessors came from McCully and Orczy.

Your rhymes are horrible. They could cause a Death of a Stroke.

And then I'll leave you Dead in a Pool, and I'm not even laughing at my jokes.

Deadpool[]

You're Nightwing and Bats of Prey.

I didn't need more than 69 issues. Just ask Gail.

Deathstroke made peace with the Titan's because of Starfire.

Here's a riddle. How do you mask the face of someone whose parents have had a dier?

Deathstroke[]

By giving him a gay-ass outfit that was going to be brighter.

I have no friends, according to the Agents of Hydra.

And I'm glad I made peace, cause now I can get a little bit lucky.

You both are the worst characters ever, way past sucky.

Batman[]

They made me black and gray.

And instead of wings I got a cape.

But neither of you two have those, I say.

I may have black clothing, but I wouldn't even by hunted by the KK Klan.

Come on, bitches. I'm Batman.

Poll[]

<poll> Who Won? Deadpool Deathstroke Batman

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