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Connor vs. John Wilkes Boothe is the first battle in ERBOR. It features Assassin's Creed III character, Connor Kenway, against assassinator of Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Boothe.

CR vs JWB

Credits to J1coupe for the awesome iTunes cover

Music: Assassin's Creed 3 Rise Instrumental.

Cast[]

  • Alanomaly as Connor Kenway
  • George Watsky as John Wilkes Boothe
  • NicePeter as Abraham Lincoln (cameo)

Lyrics[]

John Wilkes Boothe[]

Hey. Yeah, you.

"Representing" the red, white, and blue.

Please. You were born to one white guy, the rest were Indians.

I doubt any of the other assassins are your kin-dian!

Tell me, Ratonhnhaké:ton. Who do you kill?

Those who don't even make a difference in the historical?

Everyone just acts the truth, you think it's all a game.

You're only called Connor cause we can't say your real name.

Connor Kenway[]

Ratonhnhaké:ton here to battle a wannabe.

You killed one guy, that's nothing compared to me.

People take my kills seriously every day they play.

As for you, everyone thought your little kill was part of a play.

John Wilkes Boothe[]

If I recall, I'm a historical figure in the AC.

So, fictionary, you gonna be the real MC?

List a real person you killed. None.

As for me, I killed Abraham Lincoln.

See ya, Kenny. There's business to be done.

Connor Kenway[]

Hardly someone in the game at all.

You see my relatives in all games, from now, until next fall.

What's your motive? No southern slavery?

I will say, that took some blind bravery.

Bitch, I'm from the colonies.

You can't tame me!

Trivia[]

  • This is the first ERBOR to include a fictional vs. non-fictional character.

Poll[]

<poll> Who Won? John Wilkes Boothe Connor Kenway

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