Cheech & Chong vs. Charlie Sheen is the thirty-second rap battle in ERBOR. It features comedy duo, Tommy Chong and Richard "Cheech" Marin, battling American actorm Carlos Irwin Estévez, better known as Charlie Sheen. Cheech's lyrics are in bold, while Chong's lyrics are in italics.


Cheech & Chong

This Mexican-American is about to be beat.

By a comedy duo that has yet to taste defeat.

Your show was pedophilic, running around with a little kid.

Here's some Coke. Oops, it's the soda. My bad.

You're a cocaine smoking ranting vocal critic of Mr. Lorre.

I'd watch your movies, but I don't want to be bored.

Charlie Sheen

Dave's not here, nope. It's Charlie Sheen.

Believe me, you two, I'll wipe your smoking bitching faces clean.

Earache my eye of you two, cause you're so unattractive.

One of you voices a car, the other's a hippie. I'm surprised you still live.

Cheech & Chong

Still Smoking Up in Smoke.

What's the big deal with drinking Pepsi and not Coke?

You never came back after your show's hiatus.

Before today, we never did anything to make you hate us.

You came into a movie with the name of something you need.

You were the most paid actor, wanting more money. What's with all that greed?

Charlie Sheen

You two barely got together after all your movies.

Now you're just sitting at home and lonely.

I may have been out of Two And A Half Men,

But remember this, Everybody Loves Raymond.


Who Won?

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