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Twilight
Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle

Appearances

Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 1, Moleman's Epic Rap Battles various others

Vs

Shadow the Hedgehog, Mister Ed, various others

Origin

My Little Pony

I've saved Equestria three times! Goodbye, you can't even rhyme!
— Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle has appeared in several battles by various users. She battled Shadow the Hedgehog in Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 1Mister Ed in the second Moleman's Epic Rap Battles, among many other battles.


Information on the RapperEdit

Twilight Sparkle is a fictional unicorn, later made into an alicorn (winged unicorn), from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series, and the most central protagonist of the franchise. She's also the element of magic.

Lyrics Edit

In Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation:

Verse 1:Edit

Hello there, oh, what's your name again?                                                          
Alicorn Twilight

Upon whom the rapper is based (Alicorn)

I mean, I haven't seen you since what? 2010?

You can't handle my friends? Just look at yours!                                                     

Mr. Speedy, the knucklehead, the yellow nerd, and the bat-whore!

I'm the master of magic, you're an emo freak!

Don't use your emeralds too much, they're losing their streak!

Just a spark of my horn, and it's better than all your gems combined!

I've saved Equestria three times! Goodbye, you can't even rhyme!

Verse 2:Edit

Um, anger issues much? Geez, you're more chaotic than Discord!

Ultimate life form? More like the ultimate goth lord!

If you're looking for a fight, then come and get it!

You're just jealous of Sonic because he gets more credit!

Spike, I need you to write this down,

Dear Princess Celestia, get this fucking hedgehog out of town!


In Moleman's Epic Rap Battles:


Are you quite finished yapping? Your scary words don't trick me.

Your threats are idle; you're a more pathetic bitch than Trixie!

You're a one–trick–pony; I'm the coolest thing on TV;

I'll grab my friends and blast you with the Elements of Harmony!

The name's Twilight Sparkle; not a pansy vampire, either.

This will be a bigger landslide than Beethoven vs. Bieber!

And trust me: when you try to talk s**t about Bronies,

You make yourself a bigger target than Joseph Kony!

Besides, last I checked, there are plenty of perverts in your land.

Might I remind you of Equus, or the infamous Mr. Hands?

You claim to be a stallion, but you act more like a llama.

You're boring! You're a lamer villain than King Sombra!

I can't see how you were ever a hit, even in the 60's;

The only Eds on television worth watching are these three!

  • Ed, Edd and Eddy are shown*

Now, back to me: Do you seriously think you can win this?

You're an ugly old mule; I'm a magical goddess.

  • Turns into an alicorn*

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