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R. L. Stine vs. K. A. Applegate is the third rap battle in ERBOR. It features Goosebumps author, Robert Lawrence Stine, against Animorphs author, K. A. Applegate.

Previous: PewDiePie vs. Tobuscus

Next: Happy Appy vs. Midget Apple

Cast[]

  • EPIClloyd as R. L. Stine
  • Jenna Marbles as K. A. Applegate
  • NicePeter as Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul, and Alloran-Semitur-Corrass (cameos)
  • Dante Cimadamore as Marco (cameo)

Lyrics[]

R. L. Stine[]

Alice, beware!

You're in for a scare!

Welcome to my Dead House, Kathy.

Even with your blue centaur, you can't scare me!

All my books scare people into bad hare days!

I spit raps so scary, they bring families back to the HorrorLand games!

K. A. Applegate[]

Let me Ax you a question. How many of your books are actually scary?

Actually give give Goosebumps? Those chances are wary!

I got the best book series Everworld saw.

Your stories make me as sick as Fever Swamp!

Stop living and stay out of my basement, you monster blood eating freak!

I'll send you to get eaten by your beast of the east!

R. L. Stine[]

If my stories are as bad as you say,

Why'd you use them in your verse, anyways?

Beat you in the piano lessons of murder!

Scare you with the phantom of my auditor!

K. A. Applegate[]

Get off the mike, Robert.

Even Marco would be scarier than your "horrors".

You got people scared of a doll, one turned to a dog.

There's where you copied me, I swear that was wrong.

Poll[]

<poll> Who won? R. L. Stine K. A. Applegate

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