Upon whom the rapper is based
Crazy Rap Battles and Boredom Rap Battles
Mario is a short Italian plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom. In the Mario series, he uses his well-known jump and combat abilities to stop Bowser from kidnapping Princess Peach and taking over the Mushroom Kingdom. Along with Bowser, he has had other enemies such as Fawful, Wario, and Donkey Kong. In the video games, Mario is currently, voiced by Charles Martinet.
Crazy Rap BattlesEdit
Super Mario vs Sonic the Hedgehog
Boredom Rap BattlesEdit
Super Mario vs Sonic the Hegehog (Crazy Rap Battles)Edit
It's a me a Mario, have you got a problem bro?
Doctor R is coming so tough you freaking ho
I've got a princess to save. A turtle to slay.
So take your blue ass and get out of my way
You're an animal, I'm a person, so shut the hell up
With your raps about your mother cos I shoved her up the butt
Have you played on my kart game and unlocked all the cups?
Exactly, you haven't, your a useless little runt
The pizza you'll be getting is my fist in your face
All your games suck and all the kids money goes to waste
I don't even ride on Yoshi cos that dude has a life
Unlike olympic running wanna-be's who can't even get a wife
Even my mustache is bigger than your dick
I even got into sex buissness. Fifty cents a lick.
You stupid gay fag, go fuck yourself
I'll take away all your pride and crush your trophy shelf
Mario vs Sonic (Boredom Rap Battles)Edit
Itsa me! Mario! And I’m gonna Super Smash this motherfucka!
I’m getting all ladies! You’re just a pathetic tree hugga!
Beating both DK and Bowser before you’re were even made!
I bring heat, my fireballs are deadly as grenades!
You’re nothing but a rip-off, of both Goku and me!
I take down koopas for a living, even ones that fire-breathe!
You’re all forever alone, but that’s obviously not a shocker!
Your only chance of a girlfriend is the one you call a stalker!
Oh, so you think you can take on this 8-bit master?
You could never beat me, even if you are faster
Oh whata surprise! I can rap fast too! Dorothy called, she wants her red shoes
I’m here in victory, what about you? You’re falling downhill. Game over, you lose!
I have my frog suit, when you try to swim, you drown
I also have my Racoon leaf, you’re still stuck on the ground
You only try to save furries, that’s how your life goes.
And I don’t expect to see you in the next Super Smash Bros!
Epic rap battles of ultimate mario verse 1: Edit
LETS-A GO! against this prick!
My rhymes slicker than slick!
Wanna win? you've been tricked!
And the clock goes tick...
BOOM! time to explode this idiot with a bob-omb!
You'll finally notice.. that i am the bomb!
You'll know i am the destroyer, once i release another game!
I'd rather shoot myself than listen to this ingrate!