Cable Guy

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The Cable Guy

Git-R-Don, boys!
— Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy battled the Cable Guy in Larry the Cable Guy vs. The Cable Guy.

Information on the RapperEdit

Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963) best known by his stage name and character Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, and former radio personality. He was one of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which included Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy (with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV). Whitney has released seven comedy albums, of which three have been certified gold by the RIAA for shipments of 500,000 copies. In addition, he has starred in three Blue Collar Comedy Tour-related movies, as well as in the films Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Delta Farce, and Witless Protection, as well as voicing Mater in the Cars franchise. Whitney's catchphrase: "Git-R-Done!" is also the title of his book. On January 26, 2010, the TV channel History announced that it was ordering a series starring Whitney called Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, in which he would explore the country and immerse himself in different lifestyles, jobs, and hobbies.[4] The first episode of the series aired on February 8, 2011.


Verse 1Edit

Git-R-Don, boys!

I got as much money as it takes to pay for ONE of your electro-toys!

You stalked Matthrew Brodrick, what, you gay?

I'm surprised with all your doins you see the light of day!

I'm a redneck, and can rap better than you!

Let's just see how good you do against my Git-R-Don tattoo!

Verse 2Edit

Who needs cable? Someone called the cable guy!

No not you. They don't like you, instead, the choose I!

You got fired cause you got too personal with customers!

All your desperate acts prove that you're a loser!