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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

KING ARTHUR!

VERSUS

KING TUT!

BEGI-I-I-IN!

Tut:

Well would you look right here,

Arthur, Britain's King Queer.

Get away from my tomb,

Out of my room,

With my Ankh, I'll call a curse,

Which will end up way worse,

Than humiliation, if you couldn't retrieve Excalibur,

From the stone,

Ohhh! You're getting owned!

Arthur:

Tut tut, King Tut,

You dirty mutt,

You married your sister, stillborn incest,

And you're royal, more or less,

A kid, seriously, explains you're immaturity,

Must have been a rich kid with all the tomb's security,

Nice helmet,

Oops, I broke it,

What you gonna do?

Call Daddy, and Mommy, too?

"Oh Mother!

That Arthur!

Not playing nice,

Can I slice n' dice?!"

Tut:

Shut the hell up, I'll bury you in sand,

You're a weak knight, I'll break your sword hand,

I have the power of the GODS! Not puny little magic!

You're death is gonna be tragic!

Arthur:

Hmm, looking at these heiroglyphs,

It says "King Tut, Temper Tantrum, Is Pissed",

I'll kick you in your round tables,

As your whole kingdom shambles!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPICRAPBATTLESOF-! *Sword slice* HI-I-I-I-ISTORY!!!

Who on?
 
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