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Kazooie
the
Breegull
Kazooie
Upon whom the rapper is based

Appearances

Epic Game Battles of the 4 Dragons 1 and Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 8

Vs

Sonic and Tails

Origin

Banjo-Kazooie series

We already have Shadow at the Stop n' Swap.
— Kazooie
Kazooie battled Sonic and Tails and rapped alongside Banjo. She was in Epic Game Battles of the 4 Dragons 1, Epic Rap Battles of Four4 12, and Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 8.

Information on the RapperEdit

Kazooie is one of the two major protagonists in the Banjo-Kazooie series. She is a red-crested breegull who lives in her pal Banjo's backpack most of the time, poking her head out only to berate various other characters with insults and jabbering. She does leave the backpack on occasion, but her friendship (and rent-free apartment) with Banjo always leads her back eventually.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1: (EGBot4D)Edit

Do you two beasts still think you're a sensation?

Two Tail for Miles!? What happened a mutation,

No Sonic? He's probably quit and ran in circles,

A Blue Bugs Bunny with a voice of Steve Urkel,

As for you, Tails, making airplanes like these guys,

I have Red and Gold Feathers to fly in the skies,

Actaully, Sonic's Hair? I compare to a wet mop,

We already have Shadow at The Stop N' Swap.

Verse 1: (ERBoP) (With Banjo)Edit

Banjo:

We'll kick you guys so hard, you'll just be Shadows!

Kazooie:

The time's right, Banjo, let's beat these teenage assholes!

Banjo:

We don't need jiggys to figure out your easy puzzle of rhymes,

Kazooie:

We've had the best games since before 1999!

Banjo:

You're both as ugly as Gruntilda, and just like her, you always fail.

Kazooie:

We'll rip the spikes out of your head! And cut off both of your tails!

Banjo:

Speed of sound? Are you sure? I'm not hearing any boom!

Kazooie:

Time's up now,

Both:

Time to meet your doom!

Verse 2:Edit

Banjo:

Ah, you see, you guys speak lies,

Kazooie:

And the blue one's hands aren't even bigger than his eyes!

Banjo:

We're praised on the N64, all the way through the Xbox!

I got the hedgehog,

Kazooie:

I'll get the fox!

Banjo:

Quick, before these dolts molt, kill them with our Nuts & Bolts,

Both:

Give them a jolt of what it feels like to be told!

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