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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE GHOSTBUSTERS!

VERSUS!

THE MYTHBUSTERS!

BEGIN!

Venkman:

Hey, friends, would you take a looky here,

Science? We're doctors, dealing with spooky spheres,

Spengler:

We suck up ghosts in the vaccums,

But, I guess we'll attack you,

Stantz:

Take off the beret,

Jamie,

Otter face and mustache,

Look even goofier with Savage!

Venkman, Spengler, and Stantz:

Take your show and shove it,

We got a movie, we've done it.

Jamie:

Hey, Adam, new myth!

Adam:

Oh, what is?

Jamie:

Does it take one punch to take down three nitwits?

Adam:

Well, we master experiments and schematics,

So I'd have to say yes, look at them,

Stantz, Spengler, and Venkman,

They think they're all that, capturing ghosts,

But our science will turn you to toast,

Jamie:

Ghosts? But they're not real!

And neither are them, so what's the deal?!

Three fictional idiots with no skill,

Doughbery Boy, oh that's just ill!

Stantz:

You call yourself scientists, we're actual Doctors!

Spengler:

As well as certified mockers,

Venkman:

Experiments?

Those are for the kids,

We don't waste time in a warehouse all day,

We're out there capturing ghouls away,

Spengler:

Kari, Tory, and Grant?

Just interns on a rant,

Stantz:

Jamie, at fourteen, ran away from home,

Atheists, gonna get robo owned!

Adam:

Jamie's natural, and I'm selection,

And this rhyming battle will get a deflection,

I'll knock you out, Stantz, I do a lot a damage,

Because Adam is a Savage!

Jamie:

I'll pick at random, out of my hat,

Which one of you fellas I beat first with this bat.

You lost your jobs at Columbia University,

Oh, that burns, and you messed up the city!

Adam:

I'll Tesla you three,

Newton apple tree,

Fall on your heads,

We're on a quest,

Jamie:

To be the bestest duo sci guys,

When the enemy's just deny,

We went in nerdy boys, came out science men,

Adam:

And we got a stronger alliance than them!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

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