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Ness

Ness SSBB
Upon whom the rapper is based

Appearances

Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 4

Vs

Isaac

Creator

Nintendo

I can do anything, you're just Earthbound.
— Ness

 Ness is the one of the rappers who appeared in Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation 4. Ness is the main character of the Earthbound game. He battled Issac.

About[]

Ness is a fictional character from the Earthbound series. He is the main protagonist of the SNES video game, Earthbound. Ness is a gifted 13-year-old boy. When he was young, a meteor crashed, giving him PSI powers. He uses these powers to save the world from a villain named Giygas.

Verses[]

Issac vs Ness[]

Verse 1

Face the power of PSI! 

PK Fire, PK Thunder! Time for you to die! 

I have a bunch of powers, you should be frightened. 

To beat you, I don't even need an Apple of Enlightenment! 

Let's go man, hurry up and attack! 

I can make it to Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and back! 

I'll Giygas your ass and take you down 

I can do anything. You're just Earthbound. 

Verse 2

Yeah, you got a girl. After 30 years! 

I'm only 13 and I can make you burst into tears. 

No fears, kicking your rear, what happened to your career? 

I can rip you in two just by thinking about it. 

I'll look at your dead body, and run circles around it! 

I got the brains and the brawn, and when you respawn, 

I'll PK Flash you into a Dark Dawn.

Verse 3

I'll beat you so bad, you'll be as weak as Mr. Saturn! 

We could do this the easy way or hard way, but likely the latter! 

Verse 4

I've heard better raps from my mom! And she's dead! 

I'll absorb your projectiles and crack open your head!

Verse 5

You'll be so weak, you'll be living on the streets! 

I'm such a strong kid, you might as well Retreat!

Verse 6

Urgh....

Verse 7

Who are you?

Trivia[]

  • Ness has the most verses out of anyone in ERBoP so far.
  • Ness says that his mother is dead, however, this is not true, as Ness' parents are both alive, and Lucas is the one with dead parents, not Ness.
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