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Hello, it's Dexter Maximus here with another edition of Epic Rap Battles of History! In this episode, famous astronaut and first man on the moon Neil Armstrong faces one of the main characters of the Toy Story film trilogy, Buzz Lightyear!
The Battle[]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Neil Armstrong!
VS!
Buzz Lightyeaaaaar!
BEGIN!
Buzz-
You can't beat me Neil, if that's what your thinking
You're old, senile, and honestly *urgh* stinking
I'm a space legend, you were forgotten quickly
And just like you, your raps are positivly sickly
I'll go to infinity and beyond, to whup your ass
I'm the head, Neil, now welcome to the class!
Neil-
One small step for man, one giant leap for my foot
Into your face, and then your mouth will then shut
I'm rocking in space, you're a mouldy old toy
I've been in the stars since I was a boy
I'm positivly sickly? At least I get some air
You just hang around with a Woody looking at kids in the fair
Buzz-
One small step? That's as much as you can handle!
You look high, Neil, take that spoon away from the candle
I'm Buzz, like your friend, I'm ashamed to say
You were in space, so what? At least I'm not gay!
I'll slam-dunk you you old twat,just stop talking
Just turn around on the grey dust and carry on walking
Neil-
At least I'm not gay? I preferred the movie Cars
And now I'm off to voyage in the stars...
- He slowly fades away, referencing his sad death in 2012*
Buzz-
Fine then! Go! That proves I'm the victor, Armstrong!
I knew I was better! All along, I swear! ALL ALONG!
So now! I can prove! That I am the best in the world!
I am the best toy, the-
???-
Really? I don't think you are correct there.
I'm here, Lightyear, so say your last prayer.
Buzz-
Who are you?
20Q-
I'm the mind-reading, genius, electronic machine
You're a fake, fictional, boring hasbeen
Pit me against HAL, or even Deep Blue
Siri, or WATSON, and even EVE too
I'm a technological terrifying MC king
You're a lump of boring crap, an ugly plastic thing
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *laser blast and rocket sound* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Who Won?
<poll> Who Won? Buzz Lightyear Neil Armstrong 20Q