Benjamin Franklin rapped Thomas Edison
Verse 1
I'm the politician on a mission.
The toastmaster can even be a post master while you can't.
I'm the center of the average inventor
I'm even the afferent satirist that whooped your ass.
Verse 2
your father can't handle any chandlers.
he's so fucking ugly!
you're so thirsty you still drink the silk of yo mama's milk.