Benjamin Franklin rapped Thomas Edison

Verse 1

I'm the politician on a mission.

The toastmaster can even be a post master while you can't.

I'm the center of the average inventor

I'm even the afferent satirist that whooped your ass.

Verse 2

your father can't handle any chandlers.

he's so fucking ugly!

you're so thirsty you still drink the silk of yo mama's milk.