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Banjo Vs Sonic

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The Duo Sonic and his friend Tails fight The Classic Duo Banjo The Bear and Kazooie The Beagull.



Nice Peter- Banjo (lyrics by Dragon)

Marydoodles- Kazooie (lyrics by Dragon)

EpicLLOYD- Sonic (lyrics by Four4)

George Watsky- Tails (lyrics by Four4)



EPIC GAME BATTLES OF THE 4 DRAGONS!!!

BANJO AND KAZOOIE

VS

SONIC AND TAILS

BEGIN!!


Banjo The Bear:Edit

Oh Look, Here comes those rejected Disney Creatures,

How do you two critters like this upcoming special feature?

N64 beat your Stupid Sega Saturn by 23.43 in the millions,

I kill you two, Knuckles, Shadow and other friends of billions,

You two been neutered because you beasts have no balls,

In Sale, you lost against a plumber who can be big and small!

You two admit your love; should go to a gay bar and suck dicks,

After all, we may have Nuts & Bolts, but at least we didn't have 06!

Tails:Edit

Hey, check me out, Yogi Bear!

I'm rapping now, aint no one gonna be spared!

I've got two tails: two times the pwnage,

I'm seen kicking ass in every fucking stage,

Beating you and your bitch will be Sonic 2 easy,

Go fight "Gruntilda", God, your games are cheesy!


Kazooie:Edit

Do you two beasts still think you're a sensation?

Two Tail for Miles!? What happened a mutation,

No Sonic? He's probably quit and ran in circles,

A Blue Bugs Bunny with a voice of Steve Urkel,

As for you, Tails, making airplanes like these guys,

I have Red and Gold Feathers to fly in the skies,

Actaully, Sonic's Hair? I compare to a wet mop,

We already have Shadow at The Stop N' Swap,

(Sonic runs in)

Sonic:Edit

Sorry, I was just grabbing some money,

Now I'm here to kick your sorry ass, sonny.

I think Kazooie here should be partners with someone else,

Maybe Dr. Eggman would work more, then I'd steal Banjo's pelt.

Your games are ridiculous, Mumbo Jumbo? Good lord...

Where were you in the Olympics?

Right, you've never been restored,

I could beat you even without the Tornado,

You take pride in fucking Klungo, no?

Shut your fat faces right now, dingpot!

I'd rather be playing Minecraft and gather ingots,

I think I've owned you enough, you breegull,

Maybe I'll see you later, playing in my sequel.



WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE!



EPIC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDiIyaH0vbY) GAME BATTLES OF THE 4 DRAGONNNNNSSS!!!

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The poll was created at 19:00 on April 20, 2013, and so far 7 people voted.

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